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Joke of the Day
"To all my haters. First of all, you should know that I'm typing this with my middle finger."
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"I'm going to name my daughter ""Up""... so when she brings a boy home, I can look him straight in the eye and say, ""Don't you dare fuck up."""
"if your brain produces saliva you have a patooey-tary gland thank you"
"Safe sex is stupid. Safes can't get pregnant."
"""Brace yourself."" -lazy orthodontist"
"""Truth or dare"" ""Truth"" ""What's your credit card number"""
"I like my cigarettes like my Instagram. \#nofilter Edit: learned formatting"
"What does trail mix have in common with a nursing home? They're both filled with nuts"
"A famous singer sang for patients in a hospital. He finished with a cheerful greeting: -Bye-bye , and hope you get better! -Thanks, you too! replied the patients."
"Your father is so absent... When I Google searched him it returned: Error 404 Not found."