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Joke of the Day
"""Brace yourself."" -lazy orthodontist"
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"My wife told me she wants something that goes 0-200.... I told her to go step on the scale!"
"What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics? Legs."
"Innkeeper: The room is $45 per night. It's $35 if you make your own bed. Guest: I'll make my own bed. Innkeeper: Good. I'll get you some nails and wood."
"Man spills highly valuable can of concentrated oxygen ""It was an oxidant!"", he was heard to say later."
"Why couldn't anyone trust the snowman to do anything? He was kinda flakey"
"What is a pirate's favorite letter? You might thinks it's 'Arrrr"" but his first love be the 'C'"
"Irony My friend was trying to explain to me that I don't understand the concept of irony... which is ironic because we were standing at a bus stop."
"What lies on the bottom of the ocean and shakes? A nervous wreck."
"You know those giant sunflowers? The really tall ones? With the big, brown center? I killed my grandparents. And the yellow petals?"