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Joke of the Day
"""Brace yourself."" -lazy orthodontist"
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"imagine explaining a magazine to a teen today ""yeah it's four bucks, there's like 900 words on 32 pages, and you'll get another next month"""
"Girls love when you hug them from behind and whisper sweet nothings in their ears. Strangers, not so much."
"Wife: My mom is watching our kids for the night. Me: Oh, baby. Do you know what we can do? *falls asleep at 7 p.m.*"
"""Two birds with one stone, how about all the birds"" God thinks, hurling an asteroid toward Earth"
"What was Bob the Builder called after he retired? Bob."
"A Jew, a Hindu and a Muslim go into a bar, and the barman says..... What a wonderful diversity of cultures we have in this community."
"I am a joke And my kid is the punch line"
"A Lion Air flight which overshot a runway in Bali crash landed in the ocean Saturday... and now it's just Lion there."
"The hardest part of measuring Trump's package.. Is sneaking a ruler into Chris Christie's mouth"