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Joke of the Day
"Why does DMX hate sweatshirts? he dunno where the hood at"
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"What do you call a Scotsman that's been strangled to death by his own clothing? Kilt."
"To my future kids: I apologize for the lack of college funds... Blame mom, she INSISTED on organic produce from Whole Foods."
"Do you know why astronomers named the planet ""Saturn?"" It just had a nice ring to it."
"A crab, a tuna, a lobster, and a Chinese man being run over by a steam roller. What doesn't belong? The Tuna, since all of the others are crushedasians."
"Say, hypothetically, I was stuck in an air vent over a dressing room at Lane Bryant. What kind of legal issues am I dealing with?"
"What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto? Worcestershire"
"If Trump gets elected... ...it will be the first time in History that a billionaire moves into public housing vacated by a black family."
"What are children generally better at then adults? Giving the pope an errection"
"A: Hey, man! Please call me a taxi. B: Yes, sir. You are a taxi."