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Joke of the Day
"What are children generally better at then adults? Giving the pope an errection"
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"Shaving with a straight razor takes a lot of courage. I used to shave my privates with one But I don't have the balls to do that anymore."
"How do you get a nun pregnant? Dress her up like an alter boy."
"The one time I actually wanted to use the word ""duck"" in a text... and my phone autocorrects it to ""fuck"". What the duck."
"Why did kurt pull the trigger? He couldn't get hole out of his head"
"What's the difference between a BJ and reddit gold? Your mom never gave me reddit gold."
"I know a great knock knock joke But you have to start it."
"Please don't put a coin on my mouth when I die; I plan to wander the shores of the River Styx for 100 years & finally get that bikini body."
"What do gnomes fear most about Christmas? They're afraid Father Christmas will give them the sack!"
"Whats so great about twenty-five year olds? There's 20 of them! (I can't believe this isn't a repost.)"