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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto? Worcestershire"
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"I became a vegan yesterday... ...but I tell you, it was a missed-steak."
"Ever wonder why You never see the headline. Physic wins the lottery."
"The Fortune Teller, came true! I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night I fucked a girl called Penny - is that spooky or what?"
"A man was hospitalized with 6 plastic horses up his ass. The doctor described his condition as stable."
"Man: ILYWoman: Awww write the words in full they mean more when theyre written properlyMan: Im leaving you"
"I just sent out my daily 6am text to a random number saying ""I hit Zack with my truck. I'm going to need to use your hacksaw to cut him up."""
"The doctor asked if I was sexual active. I shook my head and said ""Not in front of the wife""."
"If Google ever goes down and stays down, I'm fucked. I know four facts and they're all about elephants and I already forgot three of them."
"What does a strong shoulder do when it doesn't know how to get any stronger? Shrugs."