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Joke of the Day
"What do you call it when a hobbit lives in the ghetto? Worcestershire"
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"[Gets on one knee] Margaret- [Pulls out ring] Will you- will you please hide this, Gollum won't stop following me."
"Did you hear about the man in camo underpants? Nobody saw him coming!"
"How many potatoes does it take to starve an Irish man? None"
"What's the difference between a baby and a salad? Most people don't get angry when you toss a salad."
"What kind of degree do you inherit through marriage? A degree in law."
"I can't believe gay marriage is legal! What's next womens rights?"
"You could completely eliminate the semicolon key and 90% of America wouldn't notice... until they needed to wink at somebody."
"There should be a morning after pill for Supreme Court decisions."
"A Mosquito landed on my wife's face... Easiest decision of my life."