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Joke of the Day

"Why does Gru speak with an accent? Because he's Arminion."

"I didn't want to believe that my dad was fired for stealing from the transportation department But when I got home, the signs were all there."

"Where does a wealthy lady reside? A womansion"

"How do you know you've had a really good orgasm? When you have to pull the sheet out of your ass..."

"I say we give them 1 more day and if they can't come to an agreement then we initiate the 1st U.S. Hunger Games."

"I love my church more than Dairy Queen, Cause we truly had rockin Sundays."

"Him: Let's grill this steak Me: *slams table, screams at steak* WHO SOLD YOU THE DRUGS Him: that's not- Me: Refusing to talk? BIG MISTEAK"

"What is Whitney Houston's favorite coordination? HAND-EYYYYEEEEE-EEEE-IIIII!!!"

"What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:"

"What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training? Well done."