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Joke of the Day
"What is Whitney Houston's favorite coordination? HAND-EYYYYEEEEE-EEEE-IIIII!!!"
Next Joke
"Cry if you missed someone. Try to shoot them again before they leave."
"what does a sneeze see after it dies sneezus"
"On a flight I asked the guy behind me if he minded me reclining my seat. He said he did. It really put my back up."
"Whats a potheads favorite vehicle? The cannaBUS."
"What Roman dictator suffered from Epilepsy? Julius Seizure."
"Jokes What do you call a Mexican in a car"
"What do you call tubing in Winnipeg? Mani-tubing"
"You don't need to write ""imo"". Nobody is confusing your tweets with Nietzsche."
"My fiance is a med student and was talking to me about her geriatrics class... ... and my first thought was ""This is getting old real fast."""