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Joke of the Day
"What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training? Well done."
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"I asked my doctor if there were any jokes in my body. No pun in tendon."
"Have you ever heard of Tupac? You probably haven't, he's pretty underground"
"My friends say there is a gay guy in our circle of friends... I really hope it's Todd, he's cute"
"What is an elf's favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!"
"I don't believe in beating my kids, so I make them wear a Justin Bieber shirt & crocs to school so the other kids will do it for me."
"(x-post from /r/dadjokes) Did you hear about the new ultra-expensive cologne that's for sale? It's called ElonMuskTM"
"*navigation voice* BEAR TO THE RIGHT *gets eaten by bear*"
"My foot just fell asleep, I'm terrified that drunk white people will notice and start drawing moustaches and penis' on it. #ILoveYallReally"
"What do you call a boar that sounds like a horse ? Neighbor?"