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Joke of the Day

"What is yellow and goes click-click? A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older? Wizard: With luck yes. Witch:"

"Insulting me gets you nowhere. Plus, it makes you look fat."

"My idea of a romantic dinner for two involves a surprising amount of papier-mache dinosaurs."

"What does a blind person read in church? Holy Braille"

"I got a text! I hope it's from....... OH MY GOD, LEAVE ME ALONE"

"My Blonde neighbor says me and my friends suck at basketball. I asked her why and she said, ""Because double teaming is against the rules"""

"What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? Cancer"

"My new year's resolution is to be more grammary and stop making up words."

"I have a fetish for paradoxes. They really turn me off."

"Not saying I'm desperate enough for a mail order bride, but did just check to see how much FedEx charges for 125 pounds from Krasnoyarsk."