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Joke of the Day

"What do you call Nashville's Junior Hockey League? The Child Predators."

"Women and Wine I like my women like my wine, aging in the cellar."

"Buy this car, this is a good car, you could put a bunch of ducks in this car, probably 30-40 ducks"

"Lottery gives you a 1 in 200M chance of skipping work tomorrow...alcohol is 1 in 5. You play your game...I'll play mine"

"Why can't the Tyrannosaurus Rex clap? Because they're dead"

"What's the difference between pizzas and vaginas...? ...Crust on a pizza is nice..."

"What did the pirate say when he had a steering wheel down his pantaloons? Arr! It's driving me nuts!"

"My wife asked me what I wanted to do for Easter So I told her ""The same thing Jesus did. Disappear on Friday and come back on Sunday."""

"What makes food go bad? [bacteria](/spoiler)"

"What should you do if a monster runs through your front door? Run through the back door."