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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a musician with a college degree? Night manager at McDonalds."
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"How does an Eskimo build his house? Igloos it together."
"Hey guys wanna watch a girl feel herself up? Hide her cell phone."
"""Describe 2016 in 4 words"" ""That's a tomorrow problem"""
"So he says, ""Argh! Give me yer booties!"" & he steals all the baby booties. ... There's an audience for Baby Blackbeard & I'LL FIND IT."
"I once had a llama."
"How much rest does a bad Sheppard get? Not a ton, he has a lot of sheepless nights."
"[BDSM] The other day I came home and found a man tied up on my bed that didn't look like my boyfriend. Whoops, wrong sub."
"Listen to Mom! Jim: Sometimes I wish I had listened to my mother's advice. Jon: What did she say? Jim: I dunno. I never listened!"
"Now that my kids are getting older, I'm worried I'll never have the opportunity to leave my wife for the nanny."