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Joke of the Day
"What do your mom and a hockey team have in common? They both go three periods without a shower."
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"Quidditch is my kind of sport. You don't have to run, you get to sit the whole time, and if things aren't going well you can just fly home."
"The government just built an underground prison. They call it Concave. It's full of convex."
"I refuse to dance to any song that tells me how to dance in the lyrics"
"I like my beer like I like my women... ...anything goes as long as I'm pounding it with a friend."
"What is the needless meat to a vagina? The woman!"
"Why is it called a wonderbra? Because when its opened you wonder where are the boobs"
"""...and I would've won if it weren't for you meddling minorities, women, gays, young people..."" - Mitt Romney #ScoobyDooVillain"
"My wife wanted to role-play.. ..she was my boss and I was her employee, so I called in sick."
"You know what's fucked up? A girl on top."