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Joke of the Day
"I refuse to dance to any song that tells me how to dance in the lyrics"
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"More ""kills"" on Tinder than any man in the history of online dating, Bradley Cooper is.... American Swiper."
"Why did the Tinman not go to the ball? His heart wasn't in it."
"My ex-wife accused me of being a crossdresser... So I packed her things and left"
"An Ob-Gyn asks a woman to get in the stirrups and he says, ""My god, you have the biggest vagina I've ever seen!"" She says, ""Well you didn't have to say it twice."" He says, ""I didn't""."
"What do you call a statue of a ballsack? A scrotum totem"
"What do you call a gangster Hobbit? Yolo Swaggins"
"Wine doesn't have many vitamins. That's why you have to drink a lot of it."
"There are two things in this world that I could look at forever... the left one and the right one."
"What's the difference between a Pakistani preschool and Isis headquarters? I don't know man I just fly the drones"