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Joke of the Day

"I like my beer like I like my women... ...anything goes as long as I'm pounding it with a friend."

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"Hub: This looks delicious! I love spaghetti! Me: I know Hub: Pass the foot powder. ~and that's why I can never eat Parmesan cheese again"
"A man has been found guilty of overusing commas, the judge warned him to expect a very long sentence"
"What do Koreans need when they take out the dog? Oven mitts"
"I walked briskly to the nearest safe haven as I was being chased by the hood on my jacket."
"[Request] Jokes about the Eurozone crisis, Greek debt etc Anyone got any good ones?"
"Why did the chicken cross the road? To visit the idiot. Knock knock. Who's there? *The chicken.*"
"I saw a guy on his motorcycle and the back of his shirt said ""If you can read this the b*tch fell off."""
"How did the badge get away with murder? He pinned it on someone else."
"Is chicken soup good for your health ? Not if you're the chicken !"