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Joke of the Day

"""...and I would've won if it weren't for you meddling minorities, women, gays, young people..."" - Mitt Romney #ScoobyDooVillain"

"How do you tell if someone online is American? They keep their caps locked and guns loaded. (Not the best and not original)"

"How do you annoy Lady Gaga? Poker face."

"Darth Vader's full name is Dartholomew Spaceinvader."

"My 4-year-old thinks the 5-second rule means she can eat anything off the floor if she waits 5-seconds first. That M&M was from last Easter."

"A Mexican , a black guy , an arab and A Jew Jump out of a plane....who wins? Society"

"How do you catch a rabbit? Hide in a field and make carrot noises"

"I was on the beach with my daughter. After a while, she turned to me and said, ""Dad, you look like a lobster."" ""Oh no,"" I replied, ""Am I burning?"" She said, ""No. Just very ugly."""

"What do you call a bunch of black kids playing in leaves? Raisin bran"

"#WhenIWasYourAge: We had to open all doors by ourselves. None of them knew we were coming."