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Joke of the Day

"I am Bill Gates and today, I will be teaching you how to count to ten: 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, Vista, 7, 8, 10."

"Barista: Can I get your name? Me: Lisa Barista: Pizza? Me: Yeah, that's fine."

"What is your funniest joke about the French? Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits."

"I'm reading a book on evolution... The beginning wasn't great, but it's getting better over time."

"FIFA Ethics Committee"

"Why did the square breakup with the circle? She wasn't edgy enough!"

"What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick! :-D"

"You can't trust atoms.. ..They make up everything."

"I am watching silence of the lambs for the first time and... I am **eating** this movie up."

"two groan worthy jokes I made up over breakfast 1.Q. What do you get when you cross a Triceratops and a lemon? A. A Dino-sour 2.Q. Were do robots go to worship? A. Mech-a"