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Joke of the Day
"You can't trust atoms.. ..They make up everything."
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"Why did the Mexican civil war last so long? Because they were fighting Juan on Juan."
"Shakespeare was a good sport... He ended all his sonnets with gg."
"Note to self: Take Mila Kunis picture off of vacuum before taking it in for service next time."
"Why do Scottish men wear kilts? 'Cause the sound of a zipper scares the FUCK out of sheep."
"What's the best thing about have sex with a lady boy You can reach round and pretend its went all the way through"
"Joke: The swearing parrot geaNostra"
"Best response by a nursing home patient ever. I asked my patient, ""how ya feelin today""? He whispers while still half asleep, ""with my fingers."""
"saw someone spill their high end juice cleanse all over the sidewalk and now I know god is on my side"
"If Santa is black... and he is called father Christmas, that explains why children can't see him."