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Joke of the Day

"Why did the square breakup with the circle? She wasn't edgy enough!"

"My sausage-addicted friend died in a car crash. Apparently, he took a turn for the wurst."

"What do you call a Mexican with small muscles? No whey Jose."

"I ate a sausage earlier, and it didn't taste very nice It was the wurst sausage I've ever eaten."

"I fed the cows marijuana. The steaks have never been higher."

"What is currently the greatest crime in China? Identity theft."

"I wouldn't say I'm emotionally needy, but I do set the thermostat real low so my cat has to huddle with me for warmth."

"What's common between Marriage & a Port-a-potty? There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it."

"What do you call a marine who can't swim? A submarine."

"HEY, mom of 3 unruly kids staring at her phone in the bookstore: ... Do you have a charger I can use?"