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Joke of the Day

"My doctor put me on a strict vegan diet, but every Monday I'm allowed a cheat day So I nip out and fuck his wife."

"I'm the guy who asks for extra ketchup, notices he didn't get the extra ketchup, and says nothing further."

"What's the difference between Mighty No. 9 and a gay guy? The gay guy eventually comes out"

"What do women and condoms have in common? They spend more time in your wallet than on your dick."

"I hate when I find a show on TV that I like and I start to get into it and then I realize that it's my neighbor's window and he looks angry."

"I am all for women receiving equal rights and lefts!"

"A step-by-step guide on how to parallel park! 1) Park somewhere else."

"What stories are told by basketball players ? Tall stories !"

"Everton fan, Colonel Gaddafi's last wishes were that he should be buried in the number 18 Gascoigne shirt as he wanted to be buried in the Gaza strip."

"""Donatello choose ur weapon"" ""I'll take a stick"" ""Really not a sword? Nunchu.."" ""A STICK"" ""Ha I guess u wanna wear purple too?"" ""..."" ""Ugh"""