205948

Joke of the Day

"What is your funniest joke about the French? Mine is this: How do you pick out the Frenchmen in a room full of naked soldiers? They're the ones with sunburned armpits."

"Our dog runs away so much, I'm just going to spray paint our phone number on her side."

"The best joke that I have ever heard :) And the Lord said unto John, ""Come forth and you will receive eternal life"" But John came fifth, and won a toaster"

"I dont think being Gay is a choice Becuase if it was who would want to be Gay?"

"I can fit the lyrics of the song 'Uptown Funk' into any conversation that I have... Don't believe me? Just watch!"

"What do you call a gay Eskimo ? I dunno, but he's the only one in my tribe..."

"How many politicians does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to assure the public that everything possible is being done while the other screws it into a water faucet."

"Hell is full of ugly babies, tinkerbell tshirts and fat women debating the tastiness of frozen meals.....oh wait. This is just walmart"

"That show ""Catfish"" should just be called ""People Who Have Never Heard of Google."""

"A hobbit walks into a bar It was very low down."