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Joke of the Day

"A man orders a coffee without cream The barista says, ""I'm sorry we don't have cream"". ""That's fine, make it without milk then."""

"If you were a stand-up comic, and you're doing a show for a family at a funeral. What would you're opening line be? Like outrageous, dark, funny whatever let's hear!"

"Trump/Pence 2016! Or ""TP"" as I like to call it. ;)"

"Why are school shooters more likely to be white people? White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood."

"What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag? One was posted yesterday and the other's already been posted."

"What is the difference between a Mother and Wife? One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so."

"How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident? As many as it takes /r/jokes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)^^^"

"Chuck Norris's body temperature is 98.6 degrees...... Celsius."

"I said ""Candyman"" 5 times into the bathroom mirror and sure enough some woman came out of the stall and screamed at me for being in there."

"Today, my teacher stated that he used to work for NASA. He told that class that he became a teacher because it paid more."