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"How to get on the front page Not like this."
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"The number One day,i saw a girl whose Facebook name is 70.Because of curiosity I added her.Until i have done with her and her name changed to 71, i know what her means."
"The only thing keeping me from cutting eye holes in a newspaper to spy on people in the coffee shop is my constant lack of scissors."
"I am a dyslexic agnostic insomniac. I lie awake at night wondering if there is a dog."
"What grazes in the Higgs Field? The Higgs Bison!"
"Want to hear a joke? The Ghostbusters Remake"
"""Have you heard about the movie constipation?"" ""It hasn't come out yet."""
"I'm glad they finally made waterproof phones. Pushing friends into the pool is funny."
"Someday you'll wake up with Mark Zuckerberg in your bed because you neglected to uncheck a box."
"Why did the sperm cross the road? Because I put on the wrong sock this morning."