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Joke of the Day

"No no, I'm not going to pay for these hot wings, I discovered them and you JUST GOT COLUMBUSED"

"What did the Buddhist Monk say to the Hot Dog Vendor? ""Make me one with everything"" (assuming he would be able to talk in the first place)"

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... ba-dum tss"

"What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."

"Anybody know of a good job for someone that hates people and working?"

"What do you call crystal clear urine? 1080p"

"What's the difference between a Russian bot and a sincere Trump supporter? One of them actually exists and the other *ees teepeecal Amyerikyan pyatriot*."

"A blind man walks into a bar And then a chair. And then a table"

"Dad, what's a Freudian slip? Well son, it's when you say one thing and mean your Mother...I mean another."

"On the bright side, smoking cigarettes reduces the risk of winning a marathon."