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Joke of the Day

"Scientists just discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%... it's called 'wedding cake'"

"I love watching kids running in the park... They have no idea I'm shooting blanks"

"Why can't you barbecue in Amsterdam? Because the steaks are too high."

"""30 shots of espresso NOW."" *barista's eyes widen* Whoa what do you do for a living? ""I STAY AWAKE FOR A LIVING!"" *roundhouse kicks barista*"

"4, 6, 8 and 9 have all been killed... 2, 3, 5, 7 and 11 are the prime suspects..."

"I called my hospital to make an appointment today. The person who picked up answered, ""Urology department, can you please hold?"""

"How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 3/5"

"I think LGBT sounds too much like a sandwich."

"How can you make a soup rich? Add 14 carrots (carats) to it."

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Wanna go ride bikes?!?"