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Joke of the Day
"On the bright side, smoking cigarettes reduces the risk of winning a marathon."
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"Beer isn't a solution Unless you're a chemist."
"What's the definition of a good actor? Somebody who tries hard to be everybody but himself."
"Fun to hear newscasters, while their chopper hovers over an active crime scene, scold people ""the last thing the police need is spectators"""
"""Give me a positive adjective..."" ""Splendid."" ""Nice. Now how about a negative adjective?"" ""Splendidn't."""
"What do you call an empty jar of Cheese Whiz? Cheese was."
"I'm not John Madden, just John Disappointeden."
"You'd think this moron wandering around the lot would give up after 10 minutes and push the alarm button to find their car ... But I won't."
"Dark Jokes Post your darkest joke in the comments"
"What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not? Democracy"