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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."
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"How does Satan measure his mass? In pentagrams."
"I use artificial sweetener at work. I add it to everything I say to my boss."
"[cops showing wife my body] ""Why is he 50m from where he got shot?"" ""Our best guess was he tried crawling home to clear his browser history"""
"Two guys walk into a bar.... ...the third ducked."
"Back to Future II is so unrealistic not a single person takes a selfie or gets bullied on the internet"
"What gym did Socrates go to? The Y."
"Why did Princess Di cross the road? Interia"
"I once farted in an elevator it was wrong on so many levels."
"What happens when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?"