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Joke of the Day
"What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection? A quarter pounder with cheese."
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"Halo? more like..... GAYLO!!!!!!!"
"Beyonce was Destiny's Child. The other two were adopted."
"how do you keep an asshole in suspense?"
"You look like I could use some sex."
"Honey, I have good news and bad news. The bad news is that the penguin pooped in the bathtub. Wife: ""But we don't *have* a penguin!"" Me: ""And now for the good news...!"""
"The contestants on Jeopardy are always asking the stupidest questions. ""What is bronze?"" Read a book, you dummies."
"Why don't you eat a girl out first thing in the morning? Have you ever tried pulling apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"Where do Crows hang out on a friday nght? At a crow bar."
"""How many..."" How many blacks do you need to start a riot? Minus one."