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"What do you call a hot high school math teacher? Expansion of minors"
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"How Many Tourettes Sufferers Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb? Penis."
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"So my girlfriend told me she wanted to go to the zoo. I told her Wal-Mart is right down the street, and it's free."
"What does Shakespeare's dog eat? Iambs!"
"A supervisor at a Tickle-Me-Elmo factory... ...instructed an employee to give the dolls 'test tickles'. The dolls were recalled for being anatomically correct."
"Oscar Pistorius wanted a new bathroom door... ...but his girlfriend was against it."
"I predict that Obama's next move is to threaten to hold his breath until Russia leaves the Crimea."
"I used to date a girl with eczema She had cracking tits"
"FREE $1,000,000,000 IDEA: a Tumblr-type platform for list-making called Schindlr"