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Joke of the Day
"Coin joke I walked into a music store with $50 I walked out with a Nickleback"
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"An ugly foul smelling creature walks into a bar and the bartender says ""You should be at the dump!"" The creature shakes its head. ""Nah, they don't want a redditor either."""
"Saying sniggers isn't very politically correct I now say laughrican americans."
"I accidentally mixed my coffee my redbull.. After 15 minutes of driving I realised I forgot my car."
"[notices a girl is cold] here take my pants"
"If at first I don't succeed, I've already met my wife's expectations."
"How do you get three popes into a Volkswagen? You take off their hats"
"My friend is dressing as an owl for Halloween he's a hoot to be around"
"A recent study shows 9 out of 10 men admit their wife is always right. Since the study 1 man has still not been able to be found."
"Antenna's Wedding Two antennas got married. The ceremony was awful but the reception was awesome."