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Joke of the Day

"Clown: Why are you wearing such a large shirt? Second Clown: I always perform in the big top."

"How do Amish guys know if its a romantic candlelit dinner or just regular dinner?"

"Why did the man drink two beers with his lunch? Because he wanted to drink two beers with his lunch."

"Why was the skeleton alone at prom? Because he had no body to go with!"

"What is the difference between a duck? Only one of them is syntactically incorrect."

"why does the NSA hate blizzards? Because they get Snowden."

"WE'RE ALL GOING TO DIEt after the holidays."

"What do you call 100 lesbians with assault rifles? Militia Etheridge"

"People who say ""in and of itself"" are responsible for most of the trouble in the world."

"Looking to sell me theremin. Haven't touched it in years."