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Joke of the Day

"Why was the skeleton alone at prom? Because he had no body to go with!"

"A Jew boy asks his poppa for fifty dollars... Poppa Jew says ""Forty dollars, well what do you need thirty dollars for?"""

"It was announced today that General Electric bought the Italian airline, Alitalia The new company will be called GenItalia"

"What's the difference between spinach and sodomy? None really. You can add as much butter as you want, kids just won't enjoy them."

"With all this media coverage about the clowns... I'll be so glad when the election is over."

"As I've been teaching myself how to use GIS again, I've been listening to a lot of Eminem. And I'm beginning to feel just like a map god, map god."

"It's been so long, I think my virginity is growing back."

"What do a tornado and a redneck wedding have in common? Either way you lose a motorhome."

"How do you keep a blonde busy? Put ""flip"" on both sides of a piece of paper"

"Hitler and his men are having a meeting. Hitler: We will kill 6 million Jews and 1 clown. Men: Why the clown? Hitler: See! I told you nobody cares about the Jews!"