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Joke of the Day

"What do you call 100 lesbians with assault rifles? Militia Etheridge"

"to the scum photoshopping bandanas on my wedding photos, STOP. my wife has a bad memory & is in tears, she thinks she married a bandana guy"

"What do you call a frozen hamburger? A ham-brrr-ger. my 7yo claims she made it up herself."

"""I do."" ""Same."" - wedding vows in 2030"

"A brand new Russian joke It tuned out that a Chinese trying to break into the Kremlin, claming that he lives there, is a time treveller from the future."

"What's the difference between jokes and dicks? My girlfriend doesn't laugh at my jokes. *edited for spelling: ""Mr"" instead of ""my""*"

"Have you seen the new Stephen Hawking's movie? They say it's too good you won't be able to move from your seat the entire film."

"The problem with today's children is that today's parents are idiots."

"Why do mathematicians think that spring is summer? It's not their fault. May tricks them."

"Samsung developed an infinite space hard drive. Only problem is they're still formatting it."