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Joke of the Day
"I used to have phone sex now I have hearing aids"
Next Joke
"What do you say when you get swindled by an Egyptian tour guide? Egypt me!"
"I can still blame my unhealthy eating on ""the holidays"", right? President's Day is coming up."
"*Wife sends me a link* *I click on link* *Buy whatever's at the link* *wait for delivery* ~Christmas shopping for my wife"
"when i was a kid i never trusted stairs. those bastards were always up to something."
"Another knock knock joke X: Knock knock. Y: Who's there? X: Doctor."
"Do you like whales? Cause I thought we could ""Humpback"" at my place."
"Sometimes my sense of humour is so dark... ... It picks cotton"
"Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Easy question. Egg because they are white."
"I saw a tree harassing people today... So I told it to leaf them alone."