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Joke of the Day
"when i was a kid i never trusted stairs. those bastards were always up to something."
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"""Did you hear? Grandpa got burnt the other day."" ""How badly?"" ""Well they don't fuck around at the crematorium."""
"What does the 'H' in Jesus 'H' Christ stand for? Haploid"
"What Do You Call A Fight Between An Illegal Immigrant And A Child Molester? Alien vs. Predator"
"What's a cats most common written thought? ,.........mmmnhhhhgcdddxxdtyyhhbvbbb"
"Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo' drizzle."
"Chivalry Is Dead They said chivalry is dead so I wanted to prove them wrong. I tried to be polite and hold the door open for a woman, but she kept screaming, ""Asshole, I'm peeing in here!"""
"Why did the fisherman commit suicide when the last dolphin died? Because his life had no porpoise."
"*E=mcHammer *when E is a constant variable that can't be touched"
"""Boint, B-U-R-N-T, boint."" - mafia spelling bee."