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Joke of the Day
"I saw a tree harassing people today... So I told it to leaf them alone."
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"Different Language Speakers, What are some jokes that are funny in other languages that don't translate well to English?"
"If gyms paid pretty girls to just sit and clap in the weight section, I bet they could charge anything they want for a membership."
"Why do gnomes laugh when they go for a run? Because the grass tickles their balls. Merry Christmas!"
"Jehovah's witnesses don't celebrate Halloween...I guess they don't appreciate random people coming up to their doors."
"If someone finds a corpse, in the river off 4th St., in a blue suitcase, it wasn't me."
"Don't be fooled - orca whales are just penguins set to widescreen 16:9 instead of the usual 4:3."
"Don't give Trump viagra He'll get taller."
"Did you hear about the hermit in the storm cloud? I heard the advice he gives is enlightning!"
"I try to fill the void in my life with food... But it always goes to shit."