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Joke of the Day

"Did Adam and Eve ever have a date? No, but they had an Apple. "

"What do gay Asian men do in the bedroom? They Bangkok"

"Man walks into a bar... Ouch that hurt. Man walks under a bar... LIMBO CHAMPION!"

"Do you want to hear a joke about pizza? nevermind its so cheesy"

"Kristen Stewart seems like one of those missing milk carton kids who was raised by their kidnapper."

"If I share my food with you, it's either because I love you a lot, or because it fell on the floor and I don't want it."

"Why do boys walk fast and girls speak more? Because boys have one extra leg and girls have one extra mouth."

"A rich kid sees a poor kid kicking a can down the road The rich kid says ""Hey, you, what're you doing?"" The poor kid says ""Moving."""

"""What do you do for a living?"" ""I'm an organ trafficker."" ""Oh my God, do you have no heart?"" ""Are you criticizing me or making an order?"""

"Dear Johnson & Johnson: Ejacu-lotion Please DM me for my address to send royalties checks."