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Joke of the Day
"What do gay Asian men do in the bedroom? They Bangkok"
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"There are two typos of people in the world... ... those who proofread, and those who don't."
"Playing golf for the first time this weekend reminded me of my trip to Taiwan It was a good experience and I had a great time, even though I ended up in a few traps."
"Dont take your phones with you when you go to a dentist they have li-ion batteries"
"What's the difference between a magicians wand and a police baton? The magician's wand is used for cunning stunts"
"[alternate reality] [dogs walking their humans on leashes] dog1: have u heard of upman? dog2: whats upman? dog1: not much man whats up w/ u?"
"Proper grammar is the difference... ... between knowing your shit and not knowing you're shit."
"So there we were, 5 against a 100... man, did we fuck those 5 up."
"The funny thing about fast food is, that it slows down the people who eat it."
"Me: Table for one, please. Waiter: Would you like to see the men-- Me: YES."