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Joke of the Day
"Man walks into a bar... Ouch that hurt. Man walks under a bar... LIMBO CHAMPION!"
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"Why did the chicken cross the road? To see his girlfriend on the other side, but then he got taken by McDonalds and crushed for chicken nuggets."
"How did the elephant get out of the river? Wet"
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"Did you hear about the dyslexic racist? He hated gingers."
"What's it called when you go around looking for stuff to buy that's made in America? Antiquing."
"Why did they bury Rock Hudson ass up? So his friends could stop by and crack open a cold one."
"Shot pool with my 15yo son. Taught him a valuable lesson. You can restart a video game 1000 times. You can only lose your allowance once."
"What's the difference between a gay man's moustache and a straight man's moustache? The smell."
"Taking my wife to a wife swapping party tonight... Hoping to get a PS4 in return."