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Joke of the Day
"All of Jesus' disciples were big and muscular Because Jesus was their whey"
Next Joke
"A guy walked into a bar... And said, ""Ouch!"" Sorry. It had to be done."
"I just bought the best vacuum ever It sucks"
"Never underestimate the power of a woman's INTUITION. Some women can recognize game before you even play it."
"Ever been so completely out of toilet paper that you send your kid next door to get some? Me neither, I just like to embarrass my kid."
"What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like? Battered shrimp."
"What are the rough parts of Italy called? The spaghetto."
"I'm sick of my mate Adam. He walks round like he's gods gift to women."
"19th Ammendment"
"You know what they say about a man with average sized feet. It's really easy to find shoes for him."