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"19th Ammendment"
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"""It's no biggie"" I can't tell if they are trying to make me feel better or insulting my manhood on the first date."
"You brought me roses? I can't eat this. Get out."
"What if all DJs decided at once to stop using the infamous air horn sound effect and started using the sound of an old man climbing stairs?"
"Have you ever tried to do ""The Dolphin"" during sex? It's when you try and stick it in the butt and she shakes her head saying ""eh-eh, eh-eh, eh-eh""."
"Break ups are the worst in China... You see her face everywhere."
"Before I destroy a wasp's nest I like to capture a single wasp and tell it my entire diabolical plan."
"Who was the greatest motherfucker in history? Oedipus."
"It's all fun and games It's was all fun and games until Trump got elected. Now it's a riot!"
"I like my mashed potatoes like I like my babies smothered - thought of this while making dinner and discussing having children with my fiance... I don't think I'm ready for kids"