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Joke of the Day

"You know what they say about a man with average sized feet. It's really easy to find shoes for him."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Che ! Che who ? Che what your made of !"

"How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None source: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Great_Famine_(Ireland)"

"Why did the spider land on the keyboard? She wanted a new website."

"What did The Mandrain say when he told his wife he'd stop masturbating? You'll never see me cumming."

"People who talk to themselves tend to be better lovers. Did you know that? Yes, I did know that."

"Today marks a full year of keeping the baby alive. Now I want a goldfish"

"Odd numbers I can't even..."

"Green smoothies because who has the time or energy to chew 17 cups of spinach/lettuce/kale"

"Why did the crab jump out of the water? Because the SeaWeed.."