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Joke of the Day
"Two rules for success 1. Never reveal everything you know"
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"Chicks with big tits always seem to say the right things."
"Are you feeling cold right now? Just stand in the corner to warm up, they are usually 90 degrees."
"""my dad could beat up your dad"" we're brothers you idiot *cut to dad stepping on rake, knocking himself out*"
"What color were Kurt Cobaine's eyes? Blue. One blue one way and one blue the other way."
"Yoga? No thank you. I'll download an app to my phone so I don't have to stretch for the remote."
"Why can't two Chinese people make a white baby? Because two Wongs don't make a white"
"How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim? He was glad he ate her."
"I hate it when people can't make a good sausage its the wurst"
"What does 2 electrons say when the meet each other ? Hey, watt's up ?"