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Joke of the Day
"Are you feeling cold right now? Just stand in the corner to warm up, they are usually 90 degrees."
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"My Grandpa got his tongue shot off in the war... But He never talks about it."
"I thought my Haitian friend was finally going to show me zombies... but it was actually just 'some bees'"
"Two drums and a cymbal roll down a hill ba dum tsss"
"In the summer there's only so many clothes you can take off. On that note, please send bail money."
"Red Dead Redemption 2 announced! Not. :^ )"
"What is a Nuclear Physicist's favorite Genesis song? ""Land of Cold-Fusion""."
"Have you heard about the Rwandan massacre? They don't know Hutu blame."
"A Latino shot an unarmed black man today, and everyone is in an uproar Especially the police, saying ""They took our jobs!"""
"Earth is huge. There must be like 9 or 10 different countries on this thing."