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Joke of the Day
"How did the roman cannibal feel about his victim? He was glad he ate her."
Next Joke
"If my teachers don't become Ms. Frizzle anytime soon, I will just keep not paying attention."
"""I'm a diamond in the rough."" ""That's a whole lot of rough."""
"What kind of wood doesn't float? Natalie Wood."
"I've finally found something my girlfriend's bum doesn't look big in... ... The distance"
"Why was Ed single? Because Sheeran away."
"What's better than swinging a dead baby around a tether pole? ... ... stopping it with a shovel"
"What is the difference between Iron man and Iron woman? Iron man is a superhero. Iron woman is a command."
"What do you call a cow with five legs? Rare."
"My speech today will be like a mini-skirt. Long enough to cover the essentials but short enough to hold your attention!"