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Joke of the Day

"Two muffins are baking in an oven. The first muffin says, ""wow, it's really getting hot in here."" The second muffin says, ""Wow... a talking muffin ! """

"If I was a fashion designer Id call myself ""who"" so when celebs are asked who are they wearing they can say ""Who?"" ""Yes who?"" ""Yes."""

"eer booze and fun!' 'Where do Martians drink beer ? At a mars bar !"

"I ate a pizza. just kidding lol"

"What happens if the protesters in Egypt win? They advance to the finals against Tunisia."

"What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller? One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian."

"There's a chef that doesn't bother putting gloves on before prepping his food Now he's got a lot more thyme on his hands."

"You know what they say about cows in the Bermuda Triangle... They moo in mysterious waves"

"What goes around.... still goes around, because life is a b**ch"

"Friends that are with you during your darkest times probably didn't pay their electric bill either."