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Joke of the Day

"Don't sleep with family members... ...no matter how much they incest."

"Why did the Redditor cross the road? To repost this joke on the other side."

"What's Hitler's favourite cany? Nazipan"

"I was recently in court with a necrophiliac as a judge... Everyone got the death sentence."

"I decided to make a website so rednecks can find out and track who their ancestors were... I named it Incestry"

"What did one French Guy say to another French Guy? ""Bonjour, je m'apelle Guy aussi!"" (""Hello, I am called Guy as well!"")"

"Hitler was't that bad of a guy He did kill Hitler after all."

"NEWSFLASH: Billy Corgan has permanently lost his voice, and can only lip sync his songs... Going forward his band will be known as 'DUBSMASHING PUMPKINS'."

"As a kleptomaniac, I demand my rights... And that guy's rights... And his pen..."

"What do you call a constipated mason? A brick-layer."