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Joke of the Day

"My name is Jafar. I come from afar. Some place in Quatar. I work at bazaar. I sell snake in a jar. I have bomb in my car. Allu ak bar."

"What do you call a hippopotamus wearing Tie Dye? ... A hippiepotamus"

"Conspiracy theories aren't real. They're all lies made by the government."

"What does blue paint taste like? Exactly like red paint!"

"My favorite thing about decorative towels is how you're not allowed to use them. Because nothing says CLASS like useless towels."

"Office fun: replace your coworker's mouse with a larger mouse so he thinks his hands are shrinking then call him ""baby hands"" until he quits"

"A blind man walks into a bar... ...and a chair...and a table."

"Where will you find the best jokes? Not on /r/jokes"

"If Mississippi wears her New Jersey, what does Delaware? I dunno, Alaska."

"What does a turkey do when he flies upside down? He gobbles up."