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Joke of the Day
"Only death will keep me from you. Or cake. Or Netflix. Or kittens....hold on, I have a list."
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"There is a new car fragrance designed to look like the Joker... The fragrance? Tears of a clown."
"Is a man more intelligent before, during or after sex? During. Because you're plugged into the know it all"
"What's a cheerleader's favorite fruit? (Popsicle stick caliber) Pom-Pomegranate"
"u chill bro? u enlightened bro? u got the secret bro? u feel the oneness bro? u transcendental bro? u alive bro?"
"What's the difference between you and a baby bird. The bird got laid."
"What do Gungans put things in? Jar Jars."
"My Girlfriend is doing majors in Physics Yesterday she texted me she needs time and distance. I dont even know why she wants to calculate the velocity"
"My brother is a true gentleman He knows not to kiss my girlfriend when he has sex with her"
"Birthdays they keep track of how long you've been alive And how long you haven't been inside a vagina"