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Joke of the Day
"My whole family loves iron It runs in our blood."
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"Guy in orchestra was charged with manslaughter Police state that he had a history of reckless violins."
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"What did the husband tell his wife to do after he slapped her? The same thing he told her the first time!"
"I like my upvotes like I like my women. .. One at a time and not very often."