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Joke of the Day

"I decided to join the new Jewish fraternity on campus ... Zayda Ate a Bagel"

"No really, keep talking. I'm just training for the eyeroll olympics."

"Major in Freudian Psychology Minor in the back seat."

"I recently rewatched The Lion King and just noticed how many metaphors there were... I guess you can say there was a whole lot of *Simba*-lism."

"If you walk in on a girl giving birth in the bathroom at Applebees, don't judge her, you're also eating at Applebees."

"Me: Leonard Nimoy died today. Co-worker: From Star Wars? *goes home* Wife: How was your day? Me: Leonard Nimoy and a co-worker died today."

"Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It died."

"Rihanna the masochist paparazzi: why did you stay with chris brown? rihanna: beats me"

"Why did the chicken fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!"

"What does r/jokes have in common with Amy Schumer Most of these joke aren't original."