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Joke of the Day

"Why did the chicken fall in the well? Because he couldn't see that well!"

"I work as a dishwasher, Its a pretty dishgusting job."

"What will they now call a dust-up in the LGBT community (wait for it ... wait for it ) a bruhaha, of course"

"What does a redneck Buddhist believe in? Reintarnation."

"What is a dank memers favorite letter? A"

"Why did the boy become an astronaut ? Because he was no earthly good !"

"My european friend Opee is opening up a restaurant where he claims to have the 'worlds best pizza'. His restaurant is in the middle of no where, but don't worry Opee Delivers"

"I'm starting to think the guy offering to check for lumps inside his van was not as legit as his cardboard certificate claimed."

"How does a baritone make phone calls? Song distance!"

"People that use big words, but not in the right context, are just trying to be ambidextrous."